The most awesome Attorney General in the history of The United States of America.

I am talking the place holder, the wealth holder, …the up – Holder of all things we hold holy!  The one the only Eric Holder…

This is our white collar criminal wet dream.  For those of us who are playing Monopoly for real you have to appreciate an Attorney General who says, “here– pick up the deed to park place,  the community chest does owe you $1Billion dollars and don’t forget your get out jail free card!”

Hey Holder– Somebody made off with trillions of dollars!  And there is a paper trail—should we form up a possy and go after them?

No… let’s sell some guns to Mexican drug dealers and watch what happens…

Uh…ok…

Hey Holder– 10’s of millions of Americans got ripped off by Banks and their mortgages—should we do something about it?

Hmmm…not enough prosecutors to cover that because we are raiding the marijuana dispensaries these days

Uhh… okay um—

Hey Holder– Some Top executives on Wall Street perjured themselves in testimony before Congress—you want us to hop on that?

Ummm…no— I kind of maybe did that myself so let’s ship a few more guys to Guantanamo instead.

Eric Holder.  No Attorney General in the past 30 years has prosecuted fewer white collar criminals than Eric Holder (that includes the administration’s of Reagan, Bush senior, Clinton, and W.)

And in this financial environment I mean you could close your eyes and throw a dart , in any direction, and hit some sort of financial felony in progress…But somehow he manages to just not do that.

And that is why we respect this Attorney General.

Can you imagine if the hoi polloi had someone in that job who actually used their power on behalf of the people…and enforced the statutes?

Shudder to think…