Citizen: I saw your sign and just had to come in and say that what you are doing is damaging children in an permanent way.
Perv: Where are the children?
White Collar 1: We are only doing what comes natural to us.
White Collar 2: Without any compunction at all..
Citizen: They need to lock you guys up without compunction!
WC 1: NAMBLA helps us find new ways to avoid getting caught.
WC2: And minimizing the consequences when we are caught.
WC 1: And we talk about strategies to prey on the vulnerable.
WC 2: Things we can do through stealth and skirting the legal protections.
Perv: Children. Yum.
WC 1: It isn’t easy you know…it is a full time profession.
Citizen: How can you think about it as a profession?
WC 2: It is a bunch of professions really.
Citizen: What are you talking about?
WC 2 : It takes a lot of professions to make sure the people that pay us can steal from the children.
Perv: Children. Yum Yum.
WC1: If it wasn’t for people like us there wouldn’t be a plan to raid the social security trust fund which will destroy it for the kids.
WC 2: Or a plan to push all this debt on to the next generation through the Zero interest rate policy.
WC1: Not to mention saving the too big to fail banks and their derivatives. That will really screw the kids.
Citizen: Wait a second—this isn’t the North American Man Boy Love Association?
WC 2 : No…we are the Newspeople Accountants MBA’s Bankers Lobbyists and Attorneys
Citizen: Ewww…that is even more perverted.
Perv: I think I made the same mistake he did but how can I join your organization?
WC 1: What are your qualifications?
Perv: PHd in economics from Princeton.
WC 2: You are in!