Oleander Sloane Garch

Oleander Sloane Garch is a full time professional foreign currency and futures trader as well as CEO of an undisclosed number of interconnected international corporations and personal investment companies. Mr. Garch is a Master in Okinawan Tinbei & Rochin and continues to compete in Mixed Martial Arts. Mr. Garch believes he would be a nationally ranked Chess Master, and is open to any challengers. He has been barred from casinos in Europe, the United States and South Africa for his prowess at all three variants of Baccarat, particularly Chemin de Fer. Mr. Garch is in possession of the world’s largest collection of Russian Faberge Imperial porcelain and has an exquisite selection of 4th millennium occuli statues from the Euphrates and Tigris. Recently, his interests have turned to Greek Antiquities. Mr. Garch is a graduate of Harvard University, L’Ecole Polytechnique, and the University of Chicago. Mr. Garch spends the majority of his time aboard his yachts, in and around tax strategic offshore locales.

ol·i·gar·chy
noun \ˈä-lə-ˌgär-kē, ˈō-\plural ol·i·gar·chies:
a government in which a small group exercises control especially for corrupt and selfish purposes