Citizen: I saw your sign and just had to come in and say that what you are doing is damaging children in an permanent way.

Perv:  Where are the children?

White Collar 1: We are only doing what comes natural to us.

White Collar 2: Without any compunction at all..

Citizen:  They need to lock you guys up without compunction!

WC 1: NAMBLA helps us find new ways to avoid getting caught.

WC2: And minimizing the consequences when we are caught.

WC 1: And we talk about strategies to prey on the vulnerable.

WC 2: Things we can do through stealth and skirting the legal protections.

Perv:  Children.  Yum.

WC 1:  It isn’t easy you know…it is a full time profession.

Citizen:  How can you think about it as a profession?

WC 2:  It is a bunch of professions really.

Citizen:  What are you talking about?

WC 2 :  It takes a lot of professions to make sure the people that pay us can steal from the children.

Perv: Children.  Yum Yum.

WC1:  If it wasn’t for people like us there wouldn’t be a plan to raid the social security trust fund which will destroy it for the kids.

WC 2:  Or a plan to push all this debt on to the next generation through the Zero interest rate policy.

WC1:  Not to mention saving the too big to fail banks and their derivatives.  That will really screw the kids.

Citizen:  Wait a second—this isn’t the North American Man Boy Love Association?

WC 2 :  No…we are the Newspeople Accountants MBA’s Bankers Lobbyists and Attorneys

Citizen:  Ewww…that is even more perverted.

Perv: I think I made the same mistake he did but how can I join your organization?

WC 1:  What are your qualifications?

Perv:  PHd in economics from Princeton.

WC 2:  You are in!